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Original "Hope" Poster Discovered

Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize!

Winning the Nobel Peace Prize is just one of Obama's many accomplishments:

Obama Captures Bin Laden!
Obama Defeats Taliban, Wins War In Afghanistan!
Obama Brings Troops Home From Iraq!
Obama Closes Guantanamo Bay!
Obama Puts Torture On Trial!
Obama Brings Peace To The Middle East!
Obama Achieves Agreement With Iran!
Obama Negotiates With North Korea!
Obama Improves East-West Relations!Obama Brings Nuclear Disarmament!
Obama Ends Global Warming!
Obama Reforms Immigration!
Obama Loosens Credit!
Obama Ends Recession!
Obama Keeps Unemployment Below 8%!
Obama Cuts Deficit, Balances Budget!
Obama Boosts Economy!
Obama Restores Faith In US Dollar!
Obama Cuts Middle Class Taxes!
Obama Saves Saturn!
Obama Brings Universal Health Care To America!
Obama Delivers Transparency In Government!
Obama Increases Bipartisan Efforts!
Obama Throws Lobbyists Out Of Whitehouse!
Obama Ends Corruption In Government!
Obama Puts Limits On Executive Powers!
Obama Improves Life For Gays In The Military!
Obama Brings Olympics Home To The USA!
Obama Approval Rating Soars!
Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize!

The Incredibles! In Retirement

Now we know what Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl are doing these days. When they showed this video on TV they didn't show the whole thing. Watch to the end to see Elastigirl getting involved.

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Kanye West Disses Sybase!

Jon Stewart Embarrassed

Jon Stewart...

"ACORN appears to be a corrupt organization that aids and abets criminals and gets millions of dollars in taxpayer money. [...]

Well, this is an impressive expose. I'd love to know the intrepid journalists who broke this story. "60 Minutes"? The AP? That guy who gets the predators?

Are you f**king kidding me? First of all, you don't have to tell us you're a white guy. Your pimp costume appears to be a fur coat on top of your Andover uniform. Second of all, where were the real reporters on this story? You know what investigative media, see me on camera three: Where the hell were you? You know who broke this story? These two.

You're telling me that two kids from the cast of "High School Musical III" can break this story with a video camera and their grandmother's chinchilla coat? And you got nothing? They did it for $3,000, and that's Blitzer's monthly beard Wetvac budget. It probably cost CNN that much to turn on their hologram machine.

I'm a fake journalist, and I'm embarrassed these guys scooped me. Let's get to work people."