Friday, October 9, 2009

Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize!

Winning the Nobel Peace Prize is just one of Obama's many accomplishments:

Obama Captures Bin Laden!
Obama Defeats Taliban, Wins War In Afghanistan!
Obama Brings Troops Home From Iraq!
Obama Closes Guantanamo Bay!
Obama Puts Torture On Trial!
Obama Brings Peace To The Middle East!
Obama Achieves Agreement With Iran!
Obama Negotiates With North Korea!
Obama Improves East-West Relations!Obama Brings Nuclear Disarmament!
Obama Ends Global Warming!
Obama Reforms Immigration!
Obama Loosens Credit!
Obama Ends Recession!
Obama Keeps Unemployment Below 8%!
Obama Cuts Deficit, Balances Budget!
Obama Boosts Economy!
Obama Restores Faith In US Dollar!
Obama Cuts Middle Class Taxes!
Obama Saves Saturn!
Obama Brings Universal Health Care To America!
Obama Delivers Transparency In Government!
Obama Increases Bipartisan Efforts!
Obama Throws Lobbyists Out Of Whitehouse!
Obama Ends Corruption In Government!
Obama Puts Limits On Executive Powers!
Obama Improves Life For Gays In The Military!
Obama Brings Olympics Home To The USA!
Obama Approval Rating Soars!
Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize!

4 comments:

  1. But just think. ALL of this is better than GW BUSH. By a factor of 1000. That's really really sad. But that's government. :)

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  2. Oh, yeah, especially the deficit. That's much better now, under Obama... bigger is better, right? Much bigger, much better?

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  3. Breck, we need to sit down and have beer and talk about how Bush destroyed the US economy. And how no politician can hope to get it to recover anytime soon. :)

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  4. Oh, Yes, Bush Very Very Bad! Bush Make Katrina! Bush Do Global Warming! Bush Burn Bunnies! Deliver Us Obama! Nothing Obama Fault! Praise Algore! Obama Big Peace! Obama Give Us Gas! Mmm Mmm Mmm!
    Can I Have Stimulus Now?

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