Sorry, Jessica!

UNIONVILLE, Ont., Feb 28, 2009 -- The board of directors of Center Console 
today announced that Jessica Hagy's Indexed has left the "Other People" list 
on Center Console to spend more time not being funny.

Jessica Hagy's Indexed joins Dunkelheit und Strafe as only the second website 
in the Dearly Departed Other People category. 

The board recognizes that Dunkelheit und Strafe never was funny, whereas 
Jessica Hagy's Indexed drifted in that direction over time.

These moves are intended to free up space in the Other People list for new 
entries, such as New Arrivals at The New Yorker.